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What do you think?. me thinks he is in trouble.?

What do you think?. me thinks he is in trouble.? Topic: Custom paper rolls
May 26, 2019 / By Gwen
Question: A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's so much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own ... so does she. News anchor Dan Rather, the Reverend Jesse Jackson, NPR reporter Cokie Roberts, and an American Marine were hiking through the jungle one day when they are all captured by cannibals. They are tied up, led to a village and brought before the chief. The chief said, "I am familiar with your Western custom of granting the condemned a last wish. Before we kill you and eat you, do you have any last requests?" Dan Rather said, "Well, I'm a Texan so I'd like one last bowl of chili." The chief nodded to an underling, who left and returned with the chili. Rather ate it and said, "Now I can die content." Jesse Jackson said, "You know, the thing in this life I am proudest of is my work on behalf of the poor and oppressed. So before I go, I want to sing 'We Shall Overcome' one last time." The chief said "Go right ahead, we're listening." Jackson sang the song, and then said "Now I can die in peace." Cokie Roberts said, "I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take my tape recorder and describe the scene and what's about to happen. Maybe someday someone will hear it and know that I was on the job until the end." The chief directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and Roberts dictated some comments. She then said, "I can die happy." The chief turned and said, "And now, Mr. Marine, what is your final wish?" "Kick me in the a**." said the Marine. "What?" said the chief, "Will you mock us in your last hour?" "No. I'm not kidding. I want you to kick me in the a**," insisted the Marine. So the chief shoved him into the open and kicked him in the a**. The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9mm pistol from his waistband and shot the chief dead. In the resulting confusion, he lept to his knapsack, pulled out his M4 carbine, and sprayed the cannibals with gunfire. In a flash the cannibals were dead or fleeing for their lives. As the Marine was untying the others, they asked him, "Why didn't you just shoot them? Why did you ask them to kick you in the a**?" "What!?" said the Marine, "And have you jerks call ME the aggressor?!"
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Originally Answered: I am having trouble logging in to military.com i know my password and login info but still having trouble?
I have played all three of "The Sims" games and out of those I would say I have spent the most time playing the first one. When the third game came out I was really excited, but quite honestly I didn't play it for very long, maybe just over a month. It's not that it's a "bad" game, as such. It's got more options, better graphics, more realistic gameplay, etc... but I think the realism IS the downfall. A major appeal of video games is that you can escape from the boredom of real life and step into fantasy land. If you were at work or school all day you wouldn't want to come home and just sit around watching your sims go to school or work - you want to see them get abducted by aliens or light the house on fire every time they make a bowl of cereal. I thought that with more options and control over the game it would be more interesting but that isn't the case. When you could only choose from 2 different couches, when it took your sim the real-time equivalent of an hour just to get out of bed or walk from one side of the house to the other... it was more of a challenge. The flaws and limitations made it more fun to play.
Originally Answered: I am having trouble logging in to military.com i know my password and login info but still having trouble?
Yes I agree, a way between The Sims 2 & 3 would be fantastic. I like The Sims 3 because of the customisation and moving around the neighbourhood without any loading screens. The downloads are also good. Although, there is no Body Shop, so no proper way of creating custom clothes, etc, except with that 'Create a Style' in the game, which I don't think is that good anyway. Also it's really annoying how when a Sim goes into some buildings, you have to wait outside without even getting a look in, like with the grocery store. Staring at a building isn't that fun, I want to look inside! I definitely spent more time with The Sims 1, it was a real novelty back then.

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