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Lyrics to Madtv's Syphilis Girl?

Lyrics to Madtv's Syphilis Girl? Topic: Case songs lyrics
May 26, 2019 / By Glory
Question: I just heard the song Syphilis Girl and I almost died laughing. Does anyone know where I can get the lyrics to that??? BTW if you haven't heard it, go on youtube and watch the video. It's HILARIOUS!!!!
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Destiny Destiny | 4 days ago
Nelly and Timberland are shown dancing in a club Timberland: Been waitin' on you, girl, since around 10:30, been feelin' kinda funny since we did the dirty. Nelly: Every guy I sleep with says the same thing. Let me guess, you've got a rash on your ding-a-ling? Timberland: And i've got cold sweat, and i've got the chills, i've gone through a case of Lamesil. Nelly: I told you we should've worn protection, but you couldn't think straight with your erection. Timberland: Now let's go to the chorus section. Hey Syphilis Girl, tell me, what the fu--? You left your mark all over my trunk. Nelly: Hey, Syphilis Boy, better review. Did you get it from me, or did I get it from you? Timberland: Hold up, girl, don't be no cynic. I saw you last week coming out of that clinic. Nelly: You've tapped every *** in this place, even that skank with the sores on her face. Timberland: I didn't hit that, man, I was just chillin'. Nelly: Then what's with that bottle of penicilin? Timberland: Nelly, don't get the wrong idea, I take the penicilin for my gonorhea. Hey, Syphilis Girl, I got your disease. I wanted your body, not your STDs. Nelly: Hey, Syphilis Boy, now don't you blame me. That's the price you pay for promiscuity. Timberland: Hey, Syphilis Girl, that's one wicked strain. By this time next week, we will both be insane. Nelly: Hey, Syphilis Boy, I think you are wrong. I'm feeling it now as we finish this song.... Nelly and Timberland both are seen acting strange, until Nelly finally does a crazy, random dance with the following lyrics... Nelly: La-di-la-di-la-di-di-di, la-di-la-di-la-di-di-di-la-did-da
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Destiny Originally Answered: In the anime Hell Girl (Jigoku Shoujo) season 2 episode 1, who was it that bullied the girl?
Both the teacher and her "friend" are the bullies. Basically, moral of the story is to not send anyone to hell, but work things out. For example, with the teacher, just punch the heck out of her, then report her to the police. And, with the student, you would have figured it out sooner or later anyway, to which you would be able to do something about. And the girl should start talking and making friends and stop staying on the corner all the time.
Destiny Originally Answered: In the anime Hell Girl (Jigoku Shoujo) season 2 episode 1, who was it that bullied the girl?
RE: In the anime Hell Girl (Jigoku Shoujo) season 2 episode 1, who was it that bullied the girl? After she sent the teacher to hell she was helping that girl staple papers and then she realized something about those staples and the ones that were on her jacket. (what did she realize?) so im thinking its her that was bullying the girl. however, the nurse had the caterpillars that was found in...

Candace Candace
I wanna live with a syphilis girl I could be happy the rest of my life With a syphilis girl Antibiotics Some ointment and cream I pick at my herpes It weeps and I scream For my syphilis girl She don't wear a condom At least not at night We check it together Under the strip light My syphilis girl She's at the clinic now We're gonna make it somehow She needs another chancre It's turning me into a wancre Yeah... yeah... yeah... **************************************... Nelly and Timberland are shown dancing in a club Timberland: Been waitin' on you, girl, since around 10:30, been feelin' kinda funny since we did the dirty. Nelly: Every guy I sleep with says the same thing. Let me guess, you've got a rash on your ding-a-ling? Timberland: And i've got cold sweat, and i've got the chills, i've gone through a case of Lamesil. Nelly: I told you we should've worn protection, but you couldn't think straight with your erection. Timberland: Now let's go to the chorus section. Hey Syphilis Girl, tell me, what the fu--? You left your mark all over my trunk. Nelly: Hey, Syphilis Boy, better review. Did you get it from me, or did I get it from you? Timberland: Hold up, girl, don't be no cynic. I saw you last week coming out of that clinic. Nelly: You've tapped every *** in this place, even that skank with the sores on her face. Timberland: I didn't hit that, man, I was just chillin'. Nelly: Then what's with that bottle of penicilin? Timberland: Nelly, don't get the wrong idea, I take the penicilin for my gonorhea. Hey, Syphilis Girl, I got your disease. I wanted your body, not your STDs. Nelly: Hey, Syphilis Boy, now don't you blame me. That's the price you pay for promiscuity. Timberland: Hey, Syphilis Girl, that's one wicked strain. By this time next week, we will both be insane. Nelly: Hey, Syphilis Boy, I think you are wrong. I'm feeling it now as we finish this song.... Nelly and Timberland both are seen acting strange, until Nelly finally does a crazy, random dance with the following lyrics... Nelly: La-di-la-di-la-di-di-di, la-di-la-di-la-di-di-di-la-did-da
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Amaliya Amaliya
JOJO LYRICS Beautiful Girls I'm way too cool for ya boy That's why it'll never work I'll have you suicidal, suicidal When I say it's over Damn all these beautiful girls We're only gonna do your dirt We'll have you suicidal, suicidal When I say it's over Yeah yeah I remember when I was hanging with my friends That's when I caught your eye You thought that I was fly Right then you wished that I would be your baby (be your baby) You try to get some game Asking me girl what ya name All that ice upon ya chain So I asked you the same Something tells me that we have fun together (fun together) I ain't easy to find I'm a one of a kind Oh when I judge your wine I know your only mine Tonight is yours Tomorrow is for another guy (another guy) I'm way too cool for ya boy That's why it'll never work I'll have you suicidal, suicidal When I say it's over Damn all these beautiful girls We're only gonna do your dirt We'll have you suicidal, suicidal When I say it's over You've been calling me Leaving messages all week Was your curiousity Got ya knees weak I'm not looking for a man So I don't want no confusion (no confusion) I took ya to the floor Got ya begging me for more But that was my queue to go So I hit the door I let you hot With your mind used to running wild (running wild) I ain't easy to find I'm a one of a kind Oh when I judge your wine I know your only mine If you stick around Be careful not to fall in love (fall in love) I'm way too cool for ya boy That's why it'll never work I'll have you suicidal, suicidal When I say it's over Damn all these beautiful girls We're only gonna do your dirt We'll have you suicidal, suicidal When I say it's over Now a couple months have past Never thought that this would last Oh everybody asked How ya got a girl like that But you should've known That nothing lasts forever (lasts forever) I mashed up ya mind When I tell you lies But boy don't be suprised That I'm seeing other guys I'm too young to settle And you should've known better (known better) Damn all these beautiful girls (you should have known) We're only gonna do your dirt (cos I'll have) I'll have you suicidal, suicidal When I say it's over
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Amaliya Originally Answered: How do i make my girl know shes the only girl i find attractive and perfect and beautiful?
for some girls being told theyre beautiful isnt enough because for reason they are so insecure they think youre lying. with this girl you might need to find ways to SHOW her you think shes beautiful instead of just saying it. the next time youre hooking up or even just hanging out try to stare at her a little longer than usual-fix your eyes on her and look at her like you never wanna look away. this will make her feel like you really think shes beautiful. also you could put up pictures of the her or the two of you together in your locker or bedroom so she knows you like looking at her. hope this helps :)

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