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Joke For The Girls.? Topic: How to write a letter to your girlfriends mom
July 22, 2019 / By Emerald
Question: The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake and the waves > that were beating on the shore were hardly equal in intensity > to the waves of passion nearby. One ardent couple paused long enough for the young man to >whisper, "Darling am I the first man to make love to you ?" Her tone, upon answering, was slightly more than irritable. >"Of course you are!" she said, "and the best, too--I don't know why you men always ask the same old ridiculous questions." > Babyboom....That joke is hilarious - I am going to steal it. Love a good joke.
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Christy Christy | 3 days ago
LOL! Here's one for you: A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Mom' . With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Mom, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Dad. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion...... Mom she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime, we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Mom. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren. Love, Your son, Jonathan P. S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home
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Christy Originally Answered: Got a great joke, unfortunately it is a real joke. PLEASE PLEASE READ.Don`t reply if i can`t rely back?
Your delivery sucks, you know? First, come up with a name. Even "This guy lands at Heathrow" is better than "Mr. Immigrant". Or come up with a nationality--"This American lands at Heathrow". Second, learn to punctuate. This is onelongdifficulttofollowsentencewithno obviousbreaksforabreath. Third, work on your grammar and spelling. "Difficult to follow it is," cries Master Yoda. Fourth, tenses. Mr. Immigrant is singular. Them is plural. They don't mix. Fifth, the flowers and banners makes it seem like the folks at the airport are waiting to welcome this one particular individual. Sixth, dump the political statement. It completely telegraphs the end. Which is that natural citizens of most countries supposedly don't get the same bennies as furriners. Seventh, in English (both real and American) the expression is "The genie snaps" (not clicks) "his fingers". Eighth, the best way to write something is to say it aloud--preferably to friends or an audience. That way you can tell how it sounds. Then write it down the way you would say it. Ninth, don't preface your joke with "If you disagree and don`t allow me to reply back to you , then you are the joke and don`t bother emailing me. As there are allot of people on here who are willing to voice their opinion, but are cowards when it comes to hearing other peoples opinions." No one likes to be insulted. And the chances are that because of the anonymity of the internet, you don't have to worry about people being too afraid to express their opinions. Tenth, again, don't preface your joke with comments that imply that you don't really want criticism. If you don't want bad comments, don't ask for them.
Christy Originally Answered: Got a great joke, unfortunately it is a real joke. PLEASE PLEASE READ.Don`t reply if i can`t rely back?
This may belong more in the politics section than in the jokes section. The typo in the punch line interfered with the point of the story, I think. Edit- You sent me a message with the subject "thanks for letting me reply" The message said "star you." That is not really appropriate. You have the opportunity to thumb me down, report me, or block me. I've chosen the final option: Block you. Block you very much. Have a pleasant day.
Christy Originally Answered: Got a great joke, unfortunately it is a real joke. PLEASE PLEASE READ.Don`t reply if i can`t rely back?
Too long. Very boring. Use of caps irritating. Probably deeply offensive, but it's hard to tell as it is so poorly constructed. The only funny thing about this woeful piece of writing was that I bothered to read it.
Christy Originally Answered: Got a great joke, unfortunately it is a real joke. PLEASE PLEASE READ.Don`t reply if i can`t rely back?
its not the worst joke i have ever heard but it isnt very good either. Thats just me though but in ,y opinion that is not a joke i would use sorry

Christy Originally Answered: When girls say they like a man to be a GENTLEMAN. Do girls REALLY mean they like him to be TALL AND RICH?
We meet again Charlie, You should check out my comments in response to you calling me a "huge-huge cu*t and hypocrite" A gentleman is a man who opens doors, pulls chairs out, let's you out while he parks the car. Etc, etc,etc. A man who is chivalrous. I've dated guys who were shot. BEING A GENTELMAN HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HEIGHT, WELTH OR HOW FIT HE IS. IT HAS TO DO WITH HOW YOU TREAT WOMEN. that's like saying a person is better then someone else because they ware nicer clothes, or drives a better car. Perhaps, your complexes and insecurities show outwardly. And that may cause you to act like an a*s. Resulting in the girl calling you a negative derogatory name in response to your complexes compermising expectable behavior. I'm not saying it's right. All I'm saying is, you get what you give. If your treating her like all the other girls who didn't want to date you because of your height, she's going to sence that. She going to pick up on that. She's going to come a conclusion your issues are poisoning something that could be a good thing. Also resulting in the girl cutting her losses. Not every woman is the same. Stop treating us like a dime a dozen. Give her the benefit of the doubt. Stop letting your pass experiences dictate your future. See where being positive gets you...
Christy Originally Answered: When girls say they like a man to be a GENTLEMAN. Do girls REALLY mean they like him to be TALL AND RICH?
A gentleman means someone who makes her feel special and well cared for. Someone with a gentle way. A gentleman is someone who would treat his girlfriend like a lady. Open the door for her, respond to texts promptly, meet the family and fit the bill.
Christy Originally Answered: When girls say they like a man to be a GENTLEMAN. Do girls REALLY mean they like him to be TALL AND RICH?
Gentleman means, she wants you to behave like a gentleman in public and as a jungleman when you are together

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